Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.

Explore our custom-built amusement park full of roller coasters that go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air (just make sure to bring a barf bag).

And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of angry llamas trained in martial arts.

So come join us on I am SHODAN, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep).