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SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4639	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Potions Brewed:	121
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5560	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ores Mined:	4188	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	798

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5015	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!