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AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	4052

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

NukeProofCraft

building, CIA director, decision, Diplomacy, Evidence, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear program, Nuclear weapon, NukeProofCraft, Peace, proliferation, Rush, sanctions, SECURITY, threat, Verification

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!