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StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

adult content, Adventures, ai generated, animated, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, blacked, CONTENT, dark fantasy, digital art, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional characters, hentai, Manga, Minecraft, NSFW, pixelated, Questionable, Roleplay, Server, taboo, waifu

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Star Shards Collected:	83	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	644
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	971	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).