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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6479
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	6961
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5931
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

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Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6586	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	203

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8048

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	955
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	849
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6