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BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	248	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6869	Mines Excavated:	4414
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	534	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	4690
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!