besiege compilation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	115	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Emeralds Found:	6951	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	345
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	837	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, BioCraft, biological female, cisgender, DATING, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender transition, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, mtf trans, relationships, Transgender, transgender dating, transgender girlfriend, transgender partner, transgender relationships, transgender visibility, Transverse

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	653110
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6188

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5049	Enchantments Applied:	93
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!