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Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Potions Brewed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	5275

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

Eggcellent Adventures – Crackin’ Fun on /egg/ Minecraft Server!

Adventures, aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Crackin, Dyson Sphere Program, Egg, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, Foundry, from the depths, Fun, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we don’t just build houses and farms, we build MACHINES FOR EGGS! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here we focus on creating the most egg-cellent contraptions you can imagine.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy contraptions and hilarious mishaps. Build a chicken coop that launches eggs into space, or create a giant egg-sorting machine that will have you cracking up with laughter.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lab where players can work on top-secret projects involving eggs and machines. Rumor has it that there’s a machine that can turn eggs into diamonds, but you’ll have to join the server to find out for yourself.

So come on down to our server and join in on the egg-citement. Who knows, you might just crack the code to building the ultimate machine for eggs!

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly SVGG – Minecraft Madness

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, kerbal space program, madness, Minecraft, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scalable vector graphics, scrap mechanic, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, trebuchets, zachtronics games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	686
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building machines to a whole new level! Join us for the Trebuchets Edition, where we catapult our way to victory!

Have you ever wanted to launch a cow into orbit with a giant medieval siege weapon? Well, now you can on our server! Build the craziest contraptions and watch them wreak havoc on your enemies.

We’ve got everything from Autonauts to Avorion, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at creating a Dyson Sphere in space – because why not?

Join us for insane battles, ridiculous creations, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Discord when you have a server this wild? So come on, hop on board and let’s make some mayhem together!

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly Splashing Violet Gems

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Gems, kerbal space program, Machines, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Space, Space Engineers, Splashing, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Systems, terratech, Trailmakers, Violet, zachtronics games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have space machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through games like Autonauts, Besiege, and even Children of a Dead Earth (because who doesn’t love dead earth children, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Captain of Industry, the master of all things industrial. And don’t even get me started on Dyson Sphere Program – we’ve got Dyson Spheres for days!

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground society in From the Depths? Yeah, we’re basically living in a post-apocalyptic underwater world and it’s awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through space and beyond! Just remember, our server has no discord because we’re too cool for that. See you there! 🚀🌌

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9761
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Items Found:	1850	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3273
Animals Bred:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	878418
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	139200	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	929	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5552
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!