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BertCraft Minecraft Server

American soccer player, American sports, athlete, Bert Patenaude, BertCraft, Bertrand Patenaude, Fifa, first hat-trick, football, forward, goal scorer, hat trick, History, legend, Minecraft, Server, Soccer, soccer history, sports, United States Soccer Hall of Fame, World Cup

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

FireworkFrenzy Minecraft Server

American flag animals, festive fur babies, FireworkFrenzy, furry friends, g/fur, happy 4th of july, holiday pets, independence day pets, July 4th celebration, Minecraft, patriotic fur babies, red white and blue pets, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	8770
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a 4th of July celebration like no other, where instead of fireworks, we have Creeper explosions lighting up the sky! And forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a giant hot dog house or a Statue of Liberty made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where players can ride on flying pigs while shooting fireworks out of their hands! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Happy 4th of July, g/fur!

BBQ Buds Minecraft Server

backyard, bbq, Boundaries, buds, Chaos, compromise, Dogs, fall risk, family barbecue, family dynamics, family gatherings, Hosting, medium to large dogs, Minecraft, mobility aids, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet poop, Pets, poorly trained dogs, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring family barbecues where the only excitement is Aunt Mildred’s potato salad? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating a virtual world where you can build, explore, and battle it out with other players. And the best part? No annoying family members or their unruly pets to ruin your experience!

Forget about dodging your sister’s pack of poorly trained dogs or dealing with your parents trying to guilt trip you into compromising. On our server, the only chaos you’ll encounter is the chaos you create yourself (in a good way, of course)!

So come on over and join us for a barbecue like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you there!

GreasePantsNoRide

Boyfriend, car cleanliness, car maintenance, car ride, car seats, cleanliness, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, deep fryer, dirty pants, grease stains, GreasePantsNoRide, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, punctuality, relationship argument, Time management, Transportation, work attire, work ethic

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	5276
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	New Chunks Explored:	962731
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?

So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, enjoyable hobby, fun hobby, Hobby (Interest), hobby creativity, hobby discovery, hobby enjoyment, hobby exploration, hobby fulfillment, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby joy, hobby passion, Hobby recommendations, hobby relaxation, hobby satisfaction, hobby suggestions, Minecraft, Server, underrated hobby, unique hobby

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Have you ever tried herding creepers in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out on the most exhilarating experience of your life! Our server is the only place where you can test your skills in wrangling those explosive green buggers. Trust us, it’s a blast!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away. Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop the beat a little too hard.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our infamous parkour course that’s filled with lava pits, trap doors, and hidden treasure chests? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more pixelated pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

NoSexForCraft

10. inner peace, 11. enlightenment, 12. asceticism, 13. Mindfulness, 14. self-improvement, 15. mental clarity, 16. emotional balance, 17. fulfillment, 18. contentment, 19. tranquility, 2. abstinence, 20. happiness., 3. self-control, 4. discipline, 5. sacrifice, 6. fasting, 7. meditation, 8. spiritual growth, 9. personal development, Celibacy, NoSexForCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you would give up sex just to play on it? That’s right, forget about getting busy in the bedroom because this server is where all the action is at!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting for the bravest player to find it.

So why waste your time with real-life relationships when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never look back – or have time for anything else, for that matter!

WestBankBuilders

construction, controversial, Expansion, Housing, housing development, illegal settlements, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israeli settlements, israeli-palestinian conflict, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, occupied territories, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, Politics, settlement building, Settlements, West Bank, WestBankBuilders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we build more homes in the west bank than israel ever could! we got nearly 5,300 new homes ready for you to explore and conquer.

imagine the chaos of building in a war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers! join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can survive the madness.

plus, rumor has it that the ghost of herobrine haunts our server, ready to spook anyone who dares to build too close to his territory. are you brave enough to face him and claim your place in this wild world?

join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy minecraft server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pixelated Reflections

Appearance, Identity, mirror reflection, pixelated, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-belief, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-recognition, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where mirrors be lyin to u like ur ex tryna get back together with u after cheatin on u with ur best friend

we got mirrors dat make u look like a potato or a supermodel, u never know what u gonna see

come join da fun and try to figure out if u really look like a potato or if da mirror be playin tricks on u

u never know what u gonna see on dis server, so come join and have a blast tryna figure out if u really do look like a potato or if it’s all just a crazy illusion

join now and let da mirror show u who u really are, or maybe not, who knows lol

KIG: Where even creeper explosions are considered a warm welcome – Trouble in Mineville Edition

Bed wars, block party, cai, Community, considered, Cowboys and Indians, creeper, Discord, Edition, Events, explosions, Forums, gravity, Hive community, Hive Java server, Kazamuzo Temple, KIG, leaderboard, Map, Mineville, Minigames, Play, Recreation, statistics, TIMV, Trouble, Warm, Website, weekend

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playkig.com
Supported Versions	1.8 – 1.21
Recreated Game Modes	Trouble in Mineville Cowboys and Indians Block Party Gravity Bed Wars
Community	Welcoming old Hive community members
Events	Regular events for Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians
Upcoming	New Trouble in Mineville map – Kazamuzo Temple
Additional Links	Website, Forums, Discord Server

FAQ

1. Can I connect to the server using versions below 1.8?

No, the server supports versions from 1.8 up to 1.21.

2. What is the most popular minigame on the server?

Trouble in Mineville is currently the most popular minigame.

3. Are there leaderboards and player statistics available?

Yes, you can find leaderboards and player statistics on the website.

4. How can I participate in events?

You can participate in events with your friends for both Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians.

5. When is the new Trouble in Mineville map, Kazamuzo Temple, being released?

The new map is scheduled to be released this weekend.

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, age difference, age gap, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, concern, CraftyCougars, DATING, DAUGHTER, family, guidance, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Farms Harvested:	295
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9954

Are you tired of dealing with awkward family situations like your 18-year-old daughter dating a 30-year-old man? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict age limit for relationships! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where age is just a number (literally, because everyone is a blocky character)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually reverse aging and make you feel like a teenager again. So come on, join us and leave those age gap worries behind!

TehranCraft Minecraft Server

boldly dressed, Capital, Crosses, culture, fashion, freedom of expression, Gender norms, guy, iran, Islamic dystopia, Islamic theocracy, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Religion, Server, society, Tehran, Tehran streets, TehranCraft, Uncovered, Video, Walking, young women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Look no further than our server, where even Tehran can’t resist the fun!

Join us and witness the chaos of an Islamic theocracy where guys are rocking crosses like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get us started on the fashion choices of the young women – bold and fearless, just like our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Iran’s not-so-Islamic dystopia along the way!