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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6359 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 572 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
