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RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	168
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	5995
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4374	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchantments Applied:	99
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1448
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	95

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!