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The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

anti-pope, Bergoglio, catholic church, Catholic News Agency, catholicism, Church, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Destruction, FAITH, false, false Pope, inside job, Minecraft, notre dame cathedral, Paris, Party, pope francis, POPES, Religion, REOPENING, scandal, smp, Vatican

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	137

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	208879

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2815
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	6687	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Emeralds Found:	7725	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!