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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we bully and berate Trump for fun! Zelenskyy even ambushed him once, it was wild! If you want to see Trump at his worst, this is the place to be. Plus, our server has the craziest builds and the most hilarious players. You won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and laughter. Join now at TrumpAmbush.About.Minecraft_IP_LOLZ! -
ToyRageDadGoneMad
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your toy collection? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all toy enthusiasts, whether you collect diecast cars or F1 models.Join our server and show off your toy collection in style! Build a virtual display room to showcase all your prized possessions, from rare diecast cars to massive RC F1 cars. No judgment here, we appreciate the finer things in life, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.
And if anyone dares to mess with your toys, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a safe space for all collectors, where your toys are respected and cherished. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual toys, you can unleash your wrath in the chat and defend your collection like a boss.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner toy collector shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diecast cars and F1 models to add to your collection. Just remember, on our server, your toys are always safe and sound.
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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get judged for your bank balance or lack of job during uni? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate laziness and failure, because who needs a house at 21 anyway? Our community is full of insufferable idiots just like you, so come on in and let’s all be kept under control together! Don’t worry, we won’t interrogate you on your savings account, but we might ask you to share your most embarrassing stories instead. So if you’re looking for a place to escape judgmental 30-year-olds, join us now and let’s build a world where being lazy is the new cool! -
NoDrunkTurkeyDay
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!
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PickMeNotPlsCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.
So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down â they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!
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SunscreenCraft
Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.
Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.
So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!
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DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server
ðĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! ðš Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!ð°ïļ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! â° Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! ð
ð Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! ðĪŠ Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?
ðŪ So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? ð
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BlockBuster Minecraft Server
erotic literature, sexual techniques and performance, sexual exploration, sexual wellness, sexual healthAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn about hardcore sex and performance!Join us for a wild ride as we explore the ins and outs of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Our library is stocked with the best books on the subject, guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about getting down and dirty in the virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary tales of players who have mastered the art of seduction and skill in Minecraft. From epic battles to steamy romances, you never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?
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BlockyGrowthSpurt16
Are you tired of being stuck at your boring old height? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you grow taller every time you level up! That’s right, you’ll be towering over everyone in no time. Join us and watch as your character grows taller and taller with each passing day. Who needs a growth spurt when you have our magical potion? Join now and see how tall you can get!