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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9318 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!