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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 30 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd!
WolfeyVGC, also known as Wolfe 
