come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮
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VitD_CancerCrushers
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LoveCraft: Benefits vs Disadvantages
so, like, u know how relationships can be all like lovey dovey and stuff, but also like, they can be super annoying and make u feel trapped and stuff? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about all that drama! u can just chill and build ur own world without anyone nagging u or starting fights. plus, like, who needs emotional support when u can just mine for diamonds and get all the satisfaction u need from that? come join us and escape the drama of relationships, cuz let’s be real, who needs that when u can have a creeper explode in ur face instead? lolz!
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Worth the Craft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your virtual prayers! Join us and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons breakdancing to “Thriller.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can best him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that his favorite move is the floss, so start practicing now!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive llama rodeo that happens every full moon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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TreeBeGone Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.
And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?
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YogurtCraft: Gut Microbiota Boost!
so like, u know how scientists r like, “yo, yogurt is good for ur gut and stuff”? well, we took that to the next level on our minecraft server. we got yogurt that’s been mixed with olive oil by-products to make u super healthy and stuff. like, ur gut will be so happy, it’ll be doing cartwheels and backflips.join our server for the most epic gut microbiota experience of ur life. u won’t just be building houses and stuff, u’ll be building a healthy gut too. plus, who wouldn’t want to be known as the person with the healthiest gut on the server? it’s like a badge of honor, but for ur stomach.
so come on over and join us. ur gut will thank u, and u’ll have the most insane stories to tell ur friends about how u became the gut microbiota champion of the minecraft world.
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CraftyDrunkHomeBound
join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!
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HeartCraftFitMomz
join dis epic minecraft server where u can prevent abnormal heart development in ur virtual children by dieting and exercising ur virtual character! imagine ur blocky offspring with normal heart walls, normal heart weight, and a lower risk of elevated heart rates! u will be the envy of all the other minecraft parents on the server! come join now and start ur journey to virtual heart health!
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DreamJobDoomedGF
🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!
🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!
🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?
🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨
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Netherwave Drought 2021
LOLZZZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got heatwaves hotter than a blaze in the Nether and droughts drier than a desert temple! La Niña be tryna mess with our carbon storage, but we ain’t lettin’ her get in the way of our epic builds and adventures!We got villagers trading diamonds for dirt, creepers doing the cha-cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs (not really, but a player can dream, right?). So if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of chaos and fun, dis server is da place to be! Join us now before La Niña decides to mess with our server too!
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Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
Shaded Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+) Server IP play.shaded.gg Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server. Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server. How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client. Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.