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BlockyLungs BeGone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5913
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	3889
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!

“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	147	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4472
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	282
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

NudeCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations with clothed girls

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL? Look no further than our server, where you can find clothed girls you have nudes of! Join us for a wild adventure where you can trade your rare items for scandalous pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect all the nudes and show off your loot to your friends. Trust us, this server is so lit, even Herobrine is blushing!

Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6180	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crops Grown:	1969	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a world where we play musical chairs with entire countries! Join us as we shuffle Israel and Taiwan around like a game of geopolitical hot potato. Who knew that all it took to avoid World War III was a little Minecraft magic? Join us now and be a part of the craziest server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	847623
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have a YIIKER on our server! That’s right, a YIIKER! Imagine riding around on a giant YIIKER, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!