Beneficial Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Mentorship, Best advice, helpful advice, CraftyAdviceMC, life lessons

OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

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Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

unconventional wisdom, wise advice, surprising advice, useful advice, strange advice

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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BlockyWisdom

useful tips, BlockyWisdom, beneficial advice, pearls of wisdom, surprising tips

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

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MagicalGirlMania – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Anime, Girls, strong female characters, Symbolism

Welcome to the most fabulous and fantastical Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Utena is not just based, it’s based and beautiful, just like that one time a unicorn rode through town on a rainbow and handed out diamond swords to all the players.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our pigs can fly! That’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can help you build the most epic castles in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. And our Nether is a tropical paradise with beaches made of lava and palm trees that grow diamonds instead of coconuts.

So come on down to Utena, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. See you in the game, adventurer!

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RentDudeMinecraftServer

saving money, budgeting, strict budget, financial strain, household expenses

Are you tired of roommates bringing their freeloading boyfriends into your Minecraft world? Join our server where we have strict rules against unauthorized shower usage and food theft! Our virtual electricity and water bills won’t skyrocket because of some random dude who thinks he owns the place. Plus, we understand the struggle of living off pot noodles and strict budgets – no entitled roommates allowed here! So come join us and game in peace without worrying about unexpected expenses or unwanted guests. Let’s build a world where everyone respects each other’s resources, one block at a time!

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ToolTimeTussle

Etiquette, ToolTimeTussle, Confrontation, Respect, sharing

Are you tired of your neighbor stealing your tools without asking? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that no one will sneak into your virtual garage and take your precious diamond pickaxe without permission.

Join our server and experience a world where borrowing tools without asking is strictly prohibited. We have a strict “ask before you mine” policy that ensures everyone’s tools are safe and sound.

Plus, if you catch someone trying to take your virtual tools without permission, you can unleash your virtual wrath and send them flying into the virtual lava pit of shame. It’s the ultimate revenge for all those times your neighbor took your power drill without asking!

So come on over to our server and enjoy a tool-sharing experience like no other. Just remember, always ask before you dig!

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CraftyCommies vs. NATO – PvP Server

Threats, Server, nato, international relations, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the threats of vladimir putin and xi jinping by building ur own fortress and hiding from the world leaders who are out to get u.

we have secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the evil dictators and plot ur revenge against them.

join now and be part of the resistance against the oppressive regimes of putin and xi. build alliances with other players and take down the corrupt leaders in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history.

don’t wait, join now and save the world from the tyranny of putin and xi on our epic minecraft server.

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SyncCraft: Attractive Adventures

SyncCraft, human attraction, social cues, nonverbal communication, emotional connection

come join our epic minecraft server where we all sync up our vibes and become SUPER ATTRACTIVE. like, seriously, you won’t even recognize yourself in the mirror after hanging out with us. our synchronized powers will make you the hottest player in the game, guaranteed. plus, we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures. join now and become a Super Synchronizer, it’s like being in a real-life romcom but in minecraft. you won’t regret it, trust us.

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AndroidCraft Server

emerald eyes, coquettish smile, puffy nipples, overwhelming pleasure, voluptuous figure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Sara, the seductive futanari android, on her wild adventures! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Sara’s massive breasts are like ripe watermelons just waiting to be squeezed and fondled. And let’s not forget about her foot-long, super thick member that’s ready to provide overwhelming pleasure to anyone brave enough to handle it!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy characters and embark on outrageous quests. From battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords to building a giant mansion made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us on this wild ride and let Sara show you a good time in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

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CelebCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Beautiful Celeb Girlies, celeb, Celeb Girlies, Beautiful Girlies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can play alongside beautiful celeb girlies who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles as they are with taking selfies! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite pop star, battle zombies with a famous actress, or even have a virtual tea party with a supermodel.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Sparkle Llama and the mystical Glitter Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of celebrity gossip). Who knows, you might even become besties with a famous face – stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

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