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Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

Competition, draft picks, FANTASY, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football players, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy sports, fantasy team, football analysis, football season, ImaginaryCraft, Player Statistics, Reality, sports, strategy, Team Management

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

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Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

IVF4Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

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Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

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Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?

KyivCraft Server: Strikes & Approval

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.

but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be as wild as putin defying war-crimes arrest risk with a plan to visit mongolia? well, this server is just like that! u can build ur own crazy world and not worry about getting arrested for alleged war crimes (cuz like who even does that in minecraft anyways). come join us for a wild ride and let’s see if u can be as bold as putin himself!

MAGA Civil WarCraft

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LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES IS THROUGH A BLOCKY CIVIL WAR! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR PIXELATED BATTLEGROUND, WHERE MAGA REPUBLICANS, RACISTS, AND EXTREME RIGHT-WINGERS FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY!

BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	5923	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	602	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	236913	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	292

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

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