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Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8502
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	527	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	543	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	679477	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	5162	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	396843
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Void Armor Forged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!