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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9781 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1734 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 93 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6388 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
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