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EvilGriff’s Funhouse: Where Villains Unite and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2957
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Animals Bred:	129	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than Griffith’s server of doom! This server is so evil, it makes Herobrine look like a cute little puppy. Join if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Rumor has it that Griffith himself haunts the server, ready to challenge any player to a battle of wits and strength. Will you be able to survive his wrath and claim victory? Or will you be forever trapped in a virtual nightmare? Join now and find out – if you dare!

Crafty Chick’s Love Shack – Where Minecraft meets matchmaking! 🐔❤️

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	160	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time trying to figure out how to ask out that cute drive-thru worker? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the art of flirting through building pixelated structures and mining for diamonds. Who needs pickup lines when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion No. 9, rumored to make anyone fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the look on that drive-thru worker’s face when they see you coming in with your enchanted armor and a potion of love in hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate among the creepers and zombies.

SlavCraft: Where we unite blocks instead of countries! Join now and build your way to world domination!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, we’ve gathered all the Slavs under one glorious flag! From the vodka-loving Russians to the squatting Ukrainians, we’ve got them all!

Join us for epic battles where instead of swords, we fight with bottles of kvass and tracksuits! Build your own babushka-approved village complete with a banya for all your relaxation needs. And don’t forget to pay tribute to our fearless leader, Comrade Steve, who rules with an iron fist…and a bottle of vodka.

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild ride through the Slavic lands. Just be prepared for cheeki breeki mayhem like you’ve never seen before!

DislikeCraft: The Server Where Haters Gonna Hate and Creepers Gonna Creep

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built the most magnificent castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a unicorn around like it was no big deal. Legends say they even tamed a dragon and flew off into the sunset, never to be seen again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the stuff of legends. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the land!

SoulSquabble Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	228
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the ultimate showdown between souls and soulless beings!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to determine who will reign supreme in the battle of good vs. evil. Will you align yourself with the soulful players who build beautiful structures and help others in need? Or will you join the soulless beings who wreak havoc and chaos wherever they go?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, guarded by powerful monsters and traps. Will you be brave enough to seek out these riches and claim them for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and choose your side in the ultimate showdown of soul vs. soulless! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it.

Minecraft Mayhem: Giggles & Genshin

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like enchanted diamond pickaxes and potions that make you run faster than a speeding Enderman.

Our server is so epic, even the villagers are talking about it. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to challenge players to PvP battles in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have special events happening all the time, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can craft the most explosive outfit. And don’t forget about our weekly build competitions, where you can show off your architectural skills and win prizes like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventures this side of the blocky world. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

ParasocialCraft: Where Minecraft meets online therapy sessions! Join now for a virtual hug 🤗

attachment, celebrity obsession, celebrity worship, emotional bonding, emotional connection, fan culture, Hug, identity formation, interpersonal relationships, Join, Loneliness, Media consumption, Media influence, meets, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, online communities, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, self esteem, Sessions, social connection, Social Interaction, social media influencers, social psychology, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling lonely in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your parasocial relationships because you’ll have a whole community of virtual friends to keep you company 24/7! Our server is so popular, even the creepers are lining up to be your BFFs. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond block. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Blocky Puzzles Gettin’ Jiggly with It

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8452
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	686	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of jigsaw puzzles to a whole new level! Instead of just putting together boring old pictures, imagine assembling a puzzle made entirely of exploding creepers, diamond swords, and giant blocks of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that even the pieces themselves are alive! They’ll jump around, make funny faces, and even try to trick you into putting them in the wrong spot. It’s like playing a game of puzzle tag with a bunch of mischievous puzzle pieces!

And if you think you’re a puzzle master, think again. Our puzzles are so challenging that even the Ender Dragon would have a hard time putting them together. But don’t worry, we have power-ups like enchanted puzzle pieces and puzzle-solving potions to help you out.

So come join us on our server and get ready for a puzzle experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the puzzles have a sense of humor!

Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness

anger, anyátok, bad language, blocky, Btches, curse words, DISRESPECTFUL, expletive, Frustration, Hungarian, inappropriate, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, madness, Minecraft, offensive language, Profanity, Rude, strong language, swear words, taboo language, vulgar language

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	New Chunks Explored:	767922
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread – Opening April 12th!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Get ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pandas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Now, you must complete ridiculous challenges like building a giant bamboo fortress or taming a wild ocelot to gain their favor. But beware, if you fail, you’ll be banished to the Nether forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, every full moon, a herd of unicorns gallops through the server, leaving behind a trail of glitter and rainbows for you to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server on April 12th and prepare for the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!