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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	1331

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	4059
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ores Mined:	7901	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1583	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4876	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.