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This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive + Neurotypical_Ppl_Will Minecraft SMP

self worth, beauty standards, smp, self-acceptance, neurotypical

Are you tired of being surrounded by attractive and neurotypical people in real life? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join our server and leave all that jealousy behind as you build your own world where everyone is equally blocky and pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on jealousy levels. Will you be the one to break the curse and finally be free from the envy of attractive and neurotypical people? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Server, Lolicon, Minecraft, PALS, Anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the tomboys and athletic lolis hang out! Why join? Because our tomboys can out-mine any man and our athletic lolis can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, rumor has it that our tomboys have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and our athletic lolis can run faster than the speed of light. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures with the coolest girls in Minecraft!

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Island Femboy Caretaker Minecraft SMP

RESPONSIBILITY, Survival, ISOLATED, Challenges, Caretaker

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll find yourself stranded on a lone island with a femboy to take care of! But fear not, this isn’t your average survival challenge – oh no, this island is full of surprises and shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us for a chance to test your survival skills while also nurturing your inner caregiver as you navigate the ups and downs of island life with your new femboy companion. Will you build a cozy home together or engage in epic battles against the island’s mysterious creatures? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered across the island, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this strange and enchanting place?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming journey unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself forming an unbreakable bond with your femboy companion as you conquer the challenges of island life together!

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AORMIO ⚡ANARCHY, ON NEW VERSIONS⚡1.19.4 – 1.21 Minecraft server

Anarchy, new versions, Seller, Shop, Enchantments

We have made for you the best Anarchy server, which gives you the opportunity to play on new versions, with new game features.

Cool events – /eventsUnique clans – /clanUnique buyer with upgrades – /sellerUnique RTP duels – /duelUnique starter sets – /kits (Depends on the week after the wipe)Custom crafts – /craftsNew enchantments – /enchantsUnique battle pass – /battlepass or /bpUnique runes and amuletsBossesCustom itemsTreasuriesEnder world opens 3 times a week.

The best anarchy server, you’ve never seen anything like it!Support for the latest game versions*

If you are a cool anarchist, then it’s prestigious for you to come to us, with us!

mc.aormio.net

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Ex-GF grief on Minecraft server

Minecraft, moving on, relationship advice, Cultural differences, DATING

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any sudden breakups ruining your day – unless, of course, you count the time someone’s pet pig ran off with their diamond sword. Join us now and let’s bond over our shared love of blocky adventures! Who needs a significant other when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

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The Rockstar Minecraft SMP

Skyscraper, Hollywood, wwe, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, hercules

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!

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Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server

need comfort, missing mom, needing a hug, long lasting anxiety, emotional turmoil

Are you feeling lost and abandoned like a baby zombie without its mommy? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being separated from your virtual family again. We offer a safe and secure environment where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any fear of being left alone in the dark. So come on, join us and say goodbye to separation anxiety for good!

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Carson Isn’t Los Angeles Minecraft SMP

Champions, football, Rosebowl, Competition, sports

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we dominate like we’re Carson taking over Los Angeles! We’ll be your daddy in-game and beat you at every turn, just like we do in Carson and at the Rose Bowl. Plus, we totally topped the west, so you know we’re the real deal. Join us for some crazy fun and let’s show everyone who’s boss in this wild world of blocks and adventures!

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PS5 Pro Minecraft Server

gaming setup, gaming choices, PS5 Pro, gaming performance, gaming power

Are you tired of playing on a measly PS5 pro like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and experience gaming on a whole new level! Our server is so advanced, it makes a PS5 pro look like a calculator from the Stone Age. We have diamond-encrusted blocks, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties. Don’t be stuck in the past with your PS5 pro, join us and game like a true legend!

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12m Market Cap Minecraft SMP

investing, market value., easily could 100x, cryptocurrency, market volatility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! With a market cap of over 12 million diamonds (not really, but we like to dream big), the potential for growth is insane! We’re talking 100x returns, baby!

But wait, there’s a twist! Our server is run by the one and only Clement, a mysterious figure who may or may not be suppressing the price of diamonds for his own nefarious reasons. Will you join forces with him and become rich beyond your wildest dreams? Or will you fight against him and try to overthrow his diamond dictatorship? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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