Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!
Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
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oh, and did i mention that steve from minecraft once joined our server and built a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yea, it’s pretty lit.
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