A below average minigame server.
TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.
play.tortugamc.org
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally dig straight down into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a shiny new diamond pickaxe. How? Because on our server, the laws of physics don’t apply.
Or how about this: you’re trying to build a house but keep placing blocks in all the wrong places. No worries! Our server has a magical building tool that turns your mistakes into masterpieces. Your wonky house will become a work of art in no time.
So why join our server? Because here, being bad at stuff is the key to success. Embrace your inner noob and become a legend in your own right. Join us now and start your journey to greatness (even if you have no idea what you’re doing).
Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.
Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!
Join us and become a legend among gamers as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and build insane structures that will leave your friends in awe. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unforgettable student ever, who once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime – just like that one unforgettable student your teacher will never forget!
we got villagers trading potatoes for diamonds, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and pigs flying on magic carpets! ๐ทโจ
our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun! ๐ป
build your own castle, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! ๐๐บ
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! ๐ฎ๐๐
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. u ain’t gonna see that on any other server, that’s for sure.
plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, one time a player lost their diamond sword and everyone banded together to find it. turns out it was stuck in a chicken’s butt the whole time! hilarious, right?
so come join us and have a blast, cuz this server be like a party for ur brain and ur funny bone. trust me, u won’t regret it!
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated pluginsโjust you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed! Think youโve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50โ300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
๐ Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
๐ฑ Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
๐ฌ Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
๐ฅ Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg
We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.
Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?
Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.
So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!
So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!
Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!