A below average minigame server.
TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.
play.tortugamc.org
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally dig straight down into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a shiny new diamond pickaxe. How? Because on our server, the laws of physics don’t apply.
Or how about this: you’re trying to build a house but keep placing blocks in all the wrong places. No worries! Our server has a magical building tool that turns your mistakes into masterpieces. Your wonky house will become a work of art in no time.
So why join our server? Because here, being bad at stuff is the key to success. Embrace your inner noob and become a legend in your own right. Join us now and start your journey to greatness (even if you have no idea what you’re doing).
Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.
Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!
Join us on this epic journey as we conquer new lands, fight epic battles, and unleash our inner warriors. We’ve got everything from Dynasty Warriors 9 Empires to Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity – there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about your screenshots looking like crap with that pesky black border, fear not! We’ve got the solution for you so your screenshots can look as epic as your battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can join the craziest, most epic server out there? Let’s do this!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and help the chickens in their quest for world domination!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of parkour and are hosting daily competitions for players to test their skills. So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
We have recreated Polish monuments located around the world in the game environment. Among them are the Benjamin Franklin Bridge in Philadelphia, USA, built by Rudolf Modrzejewski; the building of the City Council in Baku, Azerbaijan, designed by architect Jozef Goslawski; the castle in Montrésor, France, owned by Ksawery Branicki, or the castle in Podhorce, Ukraine, built for Hetman Stanislaw Koniecpolski. There are many more sites out there!
You can solve quests, play mini-games, build your buildings and learn about history!
You are welcome to participate in historical workshops and volunteer!
The server is run by the Polonika Institute
Additional information:
PL:
We recreated Polish monuments located all over the world in the game environment. These include: the Benjamin Franklin Bridge in Philadelphia, USA, built by Rudolf Modrzejewski; the building of the City Council in Baku, Azerbaijan, designed by architect Józef Gosławski; the castle in Montrésor in France owned by Ksawery Branicki or the castle in Podhorce in Ukraine built for Hetman Stanisław Koniecpolski. There are many other objects there!
You can solve quests, play mini-games, build your buildings and learn about the story!
We invite you to participate in historical workshops and volunteer!
The server is run by the Polonica Institute
Additional information:
Polonika.pl