A below average minigame server.
TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.
play.tortugamc.org
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally dig straight down into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a shiny new diamond pickaxe. How? Because on our server, the laws of physics don’t apply.
Or how about this: you’re trying to build a house but keep placing blocks in all the wrong places. No worries! Our server has a magical building tool that turns your mistakes into masterpieces. Your wonky house will become a work of art in no time.
So why join our server? Because here, being bad at stuff is the key to success. Embrace your inner noob and become a legend in your own right. Join us now and start your journey to greatness (even if you have no idea what you’re doing).
Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.
Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!
imagine a world where cucumbers feel more like WATERmelon than watermelon namewise. yep, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll experience on this server.
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the creepers. join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your life.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a total minecraft legend!”
| Server Type | Whitelisted, semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together |
| Launch Date | 23 March 2024 |
Features:
We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t |
| What are the server’s rules? | We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun! |
| Are there any specific playstyles welcomed? | We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything! |
| What time are the server’s events? | Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons). |
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.
So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.
Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.
But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!
Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!
And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?