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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9625 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter! plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
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