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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3043 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 8263 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2526 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!