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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7587 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!