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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4763 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.
Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!
