Belmonte group Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3659	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	514	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	752

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ores Mined:	5000
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1390	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	214
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	747	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	205
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!