NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

Argument, belligerent, Boundaries, Bumps, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Friend, garage, Jeep, Minecraft, NoWifeNoLife, ownership, Protective, Rain, reality check, relationships, Respect, scratches, Server, Sewing, work on truck

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).

Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

BearMan’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Audience, Bear, BearMans, belligerent, blocky, Choice, controversial, danger, debate, Forest, gender, irrational, man, opinion, Preference, retarded, social media, Stereotypes, Survival, tik tok, Wilderness, WOMAN

> Be me > Open TikTok > See a woman asking a ridiculous question > She asks if you’d rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear > Chat goes wild, saying they’d rather be with a bear > Like, what even is logic anymore?

Join our Minecraft server where you can choose to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear! Because apparently, bears are the new BFFs according to TikTok. Who needs human companionship when you can have a grizzly pal to build with? Plus, our bears are trained to help you mine diamonds and protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – literally!

NoBlokesAllowedCraft

Australia, australian government, Bans, Buying, existing homes, foreign buyers, foreigners, Home ownership, housing affordability, housing market, Investment, law, market control, NoBlokesAllowedCraft, overseas investors, policy, Property, real estate, Regulation, residential properties, restrictions

so like, mate, you know what’s better than buying a home in australia? joining this epic minecraft server! we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in trees, and crocs lurking in the rivers.

if you join our server, you’ll get to build your own aussie dream home, mate. no need to worry about those pesky foreigners buying up all the existing homes, because on this server, it’s all yours, mate.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears and vegemite-loving zombies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonza server out there. so grab your didgeridoo and join us today, mate!

Boredom SMP

apply, border expansions, Boredom, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, data packs, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, gameplay, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, proximity chat, respectful, Season, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Details	Description
Website	https://www.boredommc.com
Season	Season 5 started January 3rd, 2025
Unique Features	– Purely Vanilla Gameplay – Highly active community – Proximity Chat available – Donations are cosmetic – Active staff support – Creative server for all members
Discord & Dynmap	– View the world with Dynmap – Cross chatting between server and Discord

FAQ

1. Can cracked accounts join the server?

No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.

2. What version of Minecraft is supported?

The server supports Java Edition \[1.21.4+\].

3. Are donations pay-to-win?

No, donations are cosmetic and do not give players an advantage in gameplay.

4. Is the server uptime guaranteed?

Yes, the server maintains 100% uptime with an average of 20 TPS.

5. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Coventry, United Kingdom.

Whispering Woods 1.20

lovelax, whispering, Woods, Wosemi, wosemi lovelax

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We got more mods than a pack of wild monkeys on Red Bull, so get ready to experience Minecraft like never before!

And get this, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than a creeper can blow up your house!

Plus, our events are more lit than a nether portal at midnight. We’re talking PvP battles, build competitions, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience that’ll leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

MemoryCraft: Material Recall

advanced materials, cognitive processes, data storage, discoveries, experiments, Formation, information retention, innovation, material, material science, Materials, Memories, memory formation, memory recall, MemoryCraft, past, Phenomenon, recall, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Technology

so like, imagine if materials in minecraft could remember stuff that happened to them in the past, like that dirt block you placed ages ago would be like “oh yeah, i remember when that creeper blew up next to me!” or that diamond ore would be all like “i remember when that pickaxe broke trying to mine me!” it would be so crazy, right?

well, that’s basically what this server is all about! we’ve got this insane plugin that gives materials memories, so you never know what kind of crazy stories you’ll uncover while mining or building. maybe that cobblestone block will tell you about the time it was part of a secret underground base, or that tree will share how it survived a lightning strike.

join us for a wild ride of material memories and see what kind of wacky adventures you can uncover. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a diamond block that remembers when it was first mined! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the memories begin!

Horizon’s End

Allies, asteroids, bazaar, Cargo Hauling, city, Custom Coded, custom ships, Economy, enemies, energy generation, Geopolitics, Horizons, industrial complex, Land Claim, Movecraft, nation outpost, Nations, No map resets, SETTLEMENT, settlement zone, smp, space map, space station, starships

Horizon’s End – A Nation-Building Multiplayer Experience in Space!

IP	horizonsend.net

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Horizon’s End is the latest and greatest server in the Minecraft space nations server genre, and offers a host of custom-coded gameplay mechanics, ranging from working custom-built starships (you can design them yourself!), to an easy-to-understand system of energy generation and use, to an intricate land claim management system for your city or nation – all to provide you with a game you’ll want to keep coming back to.

An expansive, custom map, featuring 7 systems and 18 worlds

Horizon’s End features a custom, high-quality map, offering a world of possibilities for you and your teammates to explore, settle, harvest resources, and stake claims. With 18 hand-crafted planets, ranging from craggy desert planets to verdant ocean worlds, there’s something for everyone! Fly your starship up past the world height, enter space, and reach any planet the game has to offer.

Land claims: settlements, nations, space stations!

Stake your claim with Horizon’s End’s custom, advanced land management system. Every planet on Horizon’s End is divided into a finite number of hand-drawn territories – and they’re yours for the taking!

Need land for your projects? Join a settlement to have land all to yourself and your friends – build a city, a farm, an industrial complex, or anything your heart desires!
Want to be part of something bigger? Have your settlement join a nation to be part of a collective of multiple settlements united in common purpose, with shared chat and land access!
Need some room for a new project? Claim a nation outpost on any planet in the game to gain territory under the direct control of your nation.
Want a place to call your own? Create a settlement zone within your settlement, where you can restrict access to only a limited selection of players, or even just one!
Too cool to live on a planet? Claim a space station for yourself, your settlement, or your nation, and live your life on the final frontier!

Choose your path – the possibilities are endless!

Horizon’s End is an open-ended game – nobody can tell you what to do but yourself! Build a city with your friends, become a titan of industry, skill up at starship combat, haul cargo across the map for money, go rogue, or do anything else you can imagine – the world is yours.

Design custom ships to do anything you want!
Mine asteroids to extract huge quantities of ores!
Haul cargo from trade city to trade city, profiting from the difference in prices!
Sell your wares to other players on the Bazaar!
Engage in geopolitics, form allies, and outmaneuver your enemies!
Build expansive electrical infrastructure to meet your city’s needs!
Construct industrial farms to produce crops and building materials!
Hunt NPC starships and loot their shipwrecks for valuable materials!
Skill up at starship combat and defend your allies from space piracy – or become the pirate yourself!
Build a city with a team – if your city becomes large enough, it may become a server-recognized trade city!

Recent highlights from the server

The nations of Imperial Nova and Arion partnered to launch a new initiative, offering setup of basic starter base equipment to new player groups on the server.
The nation of Arion held an inaugural chess tournament at their city, using custom player heads as pieces on a physical board.
A diplomatic misunderstanding caused forces of Vega and Imperial Nova to clash at Ilios Research Station, with Vega losing five ships to Imperial Nova’s one before the issue was resolved.

Interested? Join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki.

SolitudeCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Boyfriend, Communication, Companionship, Connection, DATING, hikikomori, incel, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, love, mental health, online dating, relationships, seeking, Shy.., social anxiety, SolitudeCraft, stigma, Support, Understanding

Yo, are you tired of searching for a boyfriend who’s a total incel/hikikomori? Well, look no further, because on this Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole bunch of them just waiting for you to swoop in and steal their hearts!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a virtual harem of socially awkward guys who spend all their time indoors playing Minecraft.

Forget Tinder, forget Bumble, forget real life – this is where the magic happens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your digital love story with the most eligible incel/hikikomori bachelors around!

HygieneCraft – Cleanliness is Next to Blocksiness!

Blocksiness, body odor, body odor management, body odor sensitivity, body smells, cleanliness, dating issues, dirty diaper smell, hygiene awareness, hygiene boundaries, hygiene communication, hygiene discomfort, hygiene expectations, hygiene habits, hygiene standards, HygieneCraft, intimate relationship, medical field, personal grooming, personal hygiene, poor hygiene, relationship problems, yeast smell

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 27-year-old female’s relationship with her 25-year-old yeasty-smelling boyfriend.

Just like how she can smell a dirty diaper from across the room, you’ll be able to sniff out all the fun and adventure on our server. And if you think reusing clothes is a crime, then you’ll fit right in with our community of hygiene enthusiasts.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of uncovering mysterious smells and solving the case of the yeasty boyfriend. Who knows, you might even find your own perfect match in the world of Minecraft!

InternetApocalypse Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, connectivity crisis, Cyber Security, digital age, digital divide, global communication, global impact, information blackout, information chaos, internet outage, internet shutdown, InternetApocalypse, Minecraft, modern society, network failure, online economy, smp, societal collapse, state of the world, technological apocalypse, technological disruption, technology dependence, virtual world dependence

OMG guys, like imagine if the internet just like, disappeared tomorrow? Like, we’d all be lost without our memes and cat videos, amirite? But fear not, because on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, we have our own internet! Yeah, you heard me right, we’ve got our own virtual world where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.

Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but who cares about them, amirite?). We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command (for all your trolling needs, of course).

And get this, we’ve got a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our totally not made up Minecraft SMP and let’s create some chaos together! #internetforever #minecraft4life #creeperexplosionsgalore

NakedCraft: Where Pixels Are the Only Cover!

acceptance, body positivity, clothing, comfort, consequences, cover, culture, freedom, Human nature, Individuality, Liberation, modesty, NakedCraft, nudity, personal choice, pixels, public nudity, Self-expression, shame, social norms, societal norms, society, taboo

Welcome to a Minecraft server where everyone is naked all the time! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where clothing is optional and creativity is key.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, ride a pig into battle, and mine for diamonds in your birthday suit. It’s a nudist paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your decency).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of elite players who fight crime and creepers in their birthday suits. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their battle cries are as fierce as their tan lines.

So why join our naked Minecraft server? Because life is too short to wear pants, and who needs clothes when you have a diamond sword? Come join us for a wild ride, and remember – in this world, the only thing that’s covered is your sense of humor.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, business secretary, consequences, Decision making, economic policy, Economy, global market, Government, Impact, international relations, Minecraft, negative effects, Politics, protectionism, Server, steel tariffs, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, uk, US

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.