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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7732 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.