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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	9797	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	174
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	283	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5992	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.