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BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty -
CraftySudan Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we need help to save sudan from facing the world’s deadliest famine in 40 years! build farms, collect food, and fight off evil mobs to bring peace and prosperity to the land. who knew playing minecraft could save lives? join now and be a hero in the virtual world and the real world! -
GazaHostageAliveLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than a high stakes negotiation in gaza! our israeli negotiator guarantees that tens of hostages are alive with certainty, just like our server guarantees non-stop fun and chaos! build your own hostage shelter and defend it from crazy mobs and players who want to steal your diamonds! join now for the most intense hostage survival experience you’ll ever have in minecraft! -
Portal Problems: Just Keep Digging
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
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TrickCraft
Skyblock Server
* Economy changes every week * IS top payouts * Custom builds and spawn * Grinding minions * Chunk collectors * Custom cobble gens * New custom islands every season *Darkzone * Pvp Eco * Custom Drops * Koth
play.trickcraft.net
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WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!
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CraftyColoring Minecraft Server
Welcome to the Bunny Thighs edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with color edits, requests, and absolute chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is filled with the highest quality images available, because we only accept the best of the best. No pixelated nonsense here! – Our community is so patient, they make monks look like impatient toddlers. No bumping, no spamming, just pure editing bliss. – We have a strict rule against useless bitching, because who has time for that? Just hide the posts you don’t like and move on. – Our server is the perfect place to practice not being an autist. Trust us, it’s a skill you never knew you needed until now. – Constructive criticism is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Feel free to ask for revisions, because we’re all about growth here. – And last but not least, we have a secret underground society of editors who fulfill requests in the most insane ways possible. Want a human male turned into a furry? We got you covered (thanks, known spammer).
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the colors are vibrant, the edits are wild, and the drama is non-existent (seriously, don’t even try to start any here). See you there!
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MILmaidennamelessCraft
Are you tired of family drama seeping into your baby naming decisions? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of manipulative in-laws and make your own rules! Build a virtual world where your child can have any last name you want, whether it’s a combination of both parents’ names or a completely made-up one. No more guilt trips or demands for ultrasounds, just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can even create a special ceremony in-game to officially give your child the perfect last name without any interference from pesky relatives. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, one block at a time! -
AlienCraft: Extraterrestrial Adventures
Ever wondered what aliens would look like? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with crazy creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about extraterrestrial life. From pixelated green blobs with tentacles to flying pigs with laser eyes, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth about aliens…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who just wants to trade diamonds for space rocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the intergalactic shenanigans begin!