Believernomore MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

Self Discovery, introspection, wisdom, Experience, perspective

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty

KioskButtonMinecraftServer

Button, Argument, Spouse, travel, kiosk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of airport check-ins and annoying spouses! Join us for a wild adventure filled with self check-in kiosks that actually work, and no one will call you a jerk for asking a simple question.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any misunderstandings or accusations of insulting someone’s intelligence. So come on over and leave all the airport drama behind – trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoggoDollars vs BroBucks

BroBucks, DoggoDollars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama of epic proportions! Join now and experience the thrill of family arguments over virtual loans and pet emergencies.

Picture this: your brother asks for a loan to fix his truck, you say no because you need to save for holiday gifts. He loses his job, blames you, and then your dog gets a dental abscess that costs $1,200 to treat. Now your family is divided, with your father and brother teaming up against you, claiming you’re a terrible person for prioritizing your furry friend over your sibling’s job.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the insanity of Minecraft drama. Build your own virtual world where loans and dental abscesses don’t exist, and where you can focus on what truly matters – like mining for diamonds and building the coolest castle in all the land.

Join now and let the virtual drama unfold! Who needs family arguments when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

LivinByQuotesMC SMP

self improvement, life guidance, personal growth, empowering quotes, personal philosophy

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man. And our leader, Steve, is like a Minecraft god or something. He once defeated a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword and some rotten flesh. Legend has it, he can mine diamonds with his eyes closed.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a pet zombie named Bob who can do backflips and juggle TNT. It’s insane, bro. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his evil twin brother, Herobrine 2.0.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s do this, fam! #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #BobTheZombieRocks

BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

humor, morality, media backlash, societal norms, Celebrity

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

FireAndFriendshipMC

China, world leaders, cooperation, global politics, tempered by fire

Join our epic Minecraft server where China and Russia are like BFFs who survived a burning building together! Xi Jinping and the Kremlin dude are like bros who high five while building epic structures and battling dragons. You gotta join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy friendship that’s hotter than a flaming hot Cheeto. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples that only the truest of friends can find. So come on, join us and be part of this wild adventure!

Jefferson’s Air Balloon Fun

scientist, innovation, air travel, president, Fun

LOL come join this cray cray minecraft server where we have flying pigs and hot air balloons just like Thomas Jefferson wanted in 1784!! Fly over Philadelphia like Jean Pierre Blanchard in 1793 but watch out for creepers trying to ruin your historic flight! We also have a secret underground lab where you can create potions that make you jump super high or turn into a chicken for funsies. Join now for a wacky adventure through time and space, only on this insane minecraft server!

DUSTY

Skills, Contraptions, dusty, Website, cozy cabin

DUSTY
Server ip: mc.dustyhub.net

Join our laid-back Minecraft community, established in 2019! We’re a group of friendly players who value creativity and camaraderie. We love to build and create together, whether it’s a cozy cabin or a sprawling city. We also enjoy tinkering with redstone, from simple contraptions to complex machines. If you’re looking for a relaxed and welcoming community where you can share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded adults, we’d love to have you join us! Our community is geared towards players 18+, and we’re looking for people who are looking for a chill and social Minecraft experience. Come check us out and see what we’re all about!

LINKS:

Website: dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Please take a look at the current page on the website, It has some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.

GUIDELINES:

no racist shit.
no leaving trees floating.
no pvp without consent
no cheat/hacking/griefing/stealing

simple, yes. :slight_smile:

Featured Plugins:

Skills (you feel more and more like your character is leveling up)
Portalis (an item that makes travel easier, we don’t all have the time to spend walking around everywhere) created by me, do feel free to add it to your own server: portalis-download
With-Me (you keep some gear after death, like your favorite sword named “Timmy” it will live on with you forever.)
Paths give you a speed boost (this amps decoration as you’d really feel like making paths everywhere. dirt-path blocks and any type of brick slabs)

Anyways, hope to see you there. :wave:

McDonald’s Realm 1.20.4

dining options, DISCOUNTS, meal combo, savings, Fries

Yo bro, forget about those lame McDonald’s coupons, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time eating mediocre burgers when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, we have virtual fries that never get cold! Join now for a taste of adventure that will leave you craving more!

SplitCraft Minecraft Server

Reassurance, understand, Boyfriend, Lucky, Utilities

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual getaway where you can build your dream world without any boyfriend drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while avoiding awkward conversations about rent discounts. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting epic structures instead of arguing over who deserves what.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Let’s mine away the drama and build a world where discounts are plentiful and arguments are non-existent.