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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 649 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.