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  • HolyTouristDrama

    HolyTouristDrama
    Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

    Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

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  • DieForDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    DieForDiamonds Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing worth dying for is a diamond sword? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you’re ready to risk your virtual life for the most ridiculous reasons. From fighting off zombie hordes for a chance to win a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-A-Lot, to participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the killer bunnies!), and even a hidden society of talking cows who will trade you rare items for a dance-off.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even die for the most outrageous reasons imaginable. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero who saves the server from the wrath of the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

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  • BlockyMyths

    BlockyMyths
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world and deliver a measly block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

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  • CraftyMILvsMom – Help or GTFO!

    CraftyMILvsMom – Help or GTFO!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Need a break from dealing with in-laws who think a carnivore diet will cure all ailments? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone commenting on your building techniques or telling you how to play the game “the right way.”

    Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow gamers? Let’s block and roll!

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  • HillDieOnMinecraftSMP

    HillDieOnMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of TNT.

    Our community is filled with wacky characters, like Steve the talking pig who is secretly a wizard in disguise, and Karen the zombie who just wants to speak to the manager of the server.

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and hilarious adventure, join our SMP today and prepare to defend your hill with your life (literally)!

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  • RespawnRapture

    RespawnRapture
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

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  • OppositeCraft

    OppositeCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

    explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

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  • CraftyClimateChangeCrafters

    CraftyClimateChangeCrafters
    join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.

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  • CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

    CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

    OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

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