so, like, u know how trump supporters be like, “oh my god, election fraud, blah blah blah”? well, like, on this server, we embrace all the craziness and delusion of the trump train! join us and let’s build a wall around our base to keep out the haters! we even have a special “identity fusion” plugin that makes u feel like u r one with the president himself. plus, we got new criminal charges popping up every day for that extra drama! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #trump2024 #buildthewall #electionfraudforever
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BlockyTrumpFanatics United
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VeggieCraft Birthday Bash
Are you tired of being forced to serve meat at your birthday party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we only serve vegetarian food! No more guilt over supporting the meat industry, just delicious veggie options for all. Plus, we have a special birthday party package for the birthday child to have full control over the menu – no more aggressive dads or unsatisfied guests here! Join now and let your veggie flag fly high, because who needs meat when you have virtual veggies in Minecraft land?
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SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!
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HolyCraftFamJam
Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.
Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.
So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!
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Trump2020_MinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.
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BeliefCraft
Are you tired of believing in boring stuff like gravity and the tooth fairy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we don’t believe in anything! That’s right, we’re a server full of non-believers who think the world is flat and that diamonds are actually made of cheese. Join us for a wacky adventure where pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. So if you’re ready to let go of reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, then this is the server for you!
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OpinionHillMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs! If you join, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie that does the floss dance on command. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only lets in the coolest players (spoiler alert: that’s you). So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated empire together! #MinecraftMadness #SMPforLife
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AntiSemiCraft Server
so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot.join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!
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CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!