Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!
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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter! -
CraftyConspiracyTheory
Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?
So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!
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Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town
so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices! -
CraftyAtheistHaven
Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
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FaithHealFailsMC
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than dat Australian faith-healing group! We once had a player who survived solely on eating rotten flesh for a whole month and still managed to build a castle made entirely out of lava and diamond blocks! Plus, our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. So if u want some wild adventures and epic battles, dis server is the place to be! Join now before u miss out on all da fun! -
MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.
Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.
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BritBlockJewTopia
OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A JEWISH BRITISH PARTY IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF BAGELS, TEA, AND CREEPERS! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND MATZO BALL SOUP.RUMOR HAS IT, THE QUEEN HERSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND SHE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BUILD A CASTLE WITH HER MAJESTY!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE WE RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC, DUDE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE PART OF THE BRITISH JEWISH MINECRAFT REVOLUTION! #BAGELSANDBLOCKSFOREVER
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SuperstitionSMP – Believe in Luck!
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the superstitions, like if you eat a golden carrot while riding a pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Trust me, I’ve tried it and now I have a pet dragon named Fluffy who farts rainbows. So come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! #blessedbythellamas


