Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disagreements the good old-fashioned way – through PvP battles!
Join us and experience the thrill of challenging someone’s beliefs by beating the virtual blocky pixels out of them. Who needs a debate when you can just show them who’s boss in a Minecraft duel?
Our server is the perfect place to prove your dominance and assert your superiority. Plus, if you manage to defeat someone in combat, their beliefs are automatically deemed invalid. It’s like a virtual mic drop moment, but with diamond swords.
So come on over and join us for some epic battles and outrageous debates. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and master of philosophical discourse. See you in the virtual arena!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.
On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrustedunicorn that poops out emeralds.
But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.
Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.
So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.
Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.
So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?
Welcome to our ultimateMinecraft server where the only thing we worship is the almighty block! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find him hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a diamond one, just because they told a funny joke!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes and can teleport you to any part of the map in an instant? Yes, you read that right. Llamas with lasers. Need we say more?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why americans worship blacks like indians worship cows – because on our server, anything is possible!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures!
– We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
– Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.
Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!
And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.
So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?
Pixelmon is a minecraft server with a unique mod. The world of pixelmon will take you to the amazing world of Pokemon, where you can become the trainer of your own Pokemon. There are a small number of mods here, so you can feel the atmosphere of the server. Each of you can collect your own collection of Pokemon and fight in the arenas! More than 600 different Pokemon, unique abilities and leveling up. You are the trainer of your Pokemon, make it the strongest, fight other players and win!
Live like a dragon fly around shooting big fireballs and spitting poison at everything that moves. Becoming more powerful as you level up. And defeating powerful bosses with huge rewards.
— Grip with pistons and minecarts + PVP in all regions
— Clans, as well as top clans
— Statistics of the best players
— Unique plugins
— Rare wipes
This and much more on our cozy server with experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. An excellent server for survival and vulture with good online. Beautiful buildings. Lots of entertainment – on our server you won’t have time to get bored!
Hello and welcome to the amazing world of CommenceSMP! We are a fast-growing custom experience! Join us to check out our awesome community, variety of game modes, and MUCH more!
We offer tons to do! Just some of the game modes we have to offer are listed below:
Lifer Game Mode – Live a full life where every real minute is a year! See how far you can get before you die!
WorldQuest – Custom quest based survival with custom Skills, Races, Classes, Ranks, Drops, Items, and more!
KitPVP Levels – Each kill gains you a point, and death takes one away. Experience new maps and kits!
OGSurvival – Grief, Raid and Team to conquer the world in this modern Anarchy-Server inspired game mode!
and so much more! Join and ask us about our secret city, our society standards headquarters, our secret creative game mode, our ranks and commands, and anything else you want to know about!
All I ask is you enjoy my server and experience! From the sole creator and owner of Commence -Cdestre (dammetreth)
Welcome to Exult MC! We have a professional, worldwide Minecraft network and currently offer a wide selection of modes for all to enjoy! These range from Skyblock, Survival, Factions, Modded Anarchy and Economy with many more coming soon! [Currently Java 1.18]
VANILLA SERVERS:
Factions — Classic factions, but with many Exult-exclusive twists! Buy custom factory schematics and more!
Skyblock — A beautiful custom spawn with NPCs and custom quests. Join now and climb your way up the island value leaderboard!
Economy — WIP
Modded Anarchy – Curseforge Atomic Anarchy