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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3403 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 567896 | Enchantments Applied: | 120 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!