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MissileCraft: Belfast to Ukraine
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we make air defence missiles for Ukraine! we have a belfast factory that pumps out 5,000 missiles a day, no joke! protect your base from creepers with our top-of-the-line missiles, they’ll blow those green buggers sky high! join now for explosive fun and help us save Ukraine, one missile at a time! #minecraftmissiles #creeperboom #savingukraine -
CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin! -
LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!
🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver -
Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.
But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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HAM SMP
Overview of HAM SMP Server
Type Minecraft multiplayer server Focus Create and govern nations in a large-scale world Features Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems Activities Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars Staff Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the HAM SMP server? Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server. What can I do in the server? Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations. Are there rules in the server? Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules. Is PvP allowed in the server? Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations. -
Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!
And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!
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SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama! -
SILvsWifeCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.
And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!