🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where we actively try to get babies to burp, but as adults it’s considered rude. why? because we believe in equal burping rights for all ages! come join the burp revolution and show off your mad baby-burping skills.
we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? the choice is yours.
if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. it’s said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas who have a taste for human flesh. are you up for the challenge?
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those burping babies and power-hungry chickens!
