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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5585 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3451 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?