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GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, empowerment, Gangnam Station, GangnamCraft, gender equality, Harassment, Justice, Korean, METOO, movement, protest, rule, Safety, sex crimes, social justice, solidarity, south korea, violence against women, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	3557	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

CraftyART Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, art, artist, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, CraftyART, Creative, creative process, design, drawing, fine art, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, name.., pencil drawing, Portrait, Server, sketch, sketching, visual art

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	373
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

college, college dorm, college living, convenience, Cooking, diet struggles, dieting, dorm life, dorm room, DormCraft, Dormitory, dormitory living, food options, Healthy Eating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, limited kitchen, meal prep, microwave cooking, microwave meals, no kitchen, Problem, smp, Student Life

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2287	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

NoBraNoProbsMC

boy shorts, boyfriend’s friends, boyfriend’s uni friends, casual attire, changing at home, changing clothes, comfortable attire, door open, dressing comfortably, home comfort, home privacy, house guests, inappropriate attire, loose t-shirt, lounging at home, NoBraNoProbsMC, not wearing a bra, potential awkwardness, shirtless, value of comfort

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Towns Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

CraftyCensorMCServ

authoritarian regime, breaking law, Censorship, China, convictions, CraftyCensorMCServ, Democracy, foreign ministry, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Legal System, Media, News Outlet, political repression, press freedom, sedition, Stand News

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Black Market, Blood, Blood type O, DESPERATE, Desperation, dm me, Ethics, Exploitation, health crisis, illegal, KidneyCraft, kidneys, myanmar, organ donation, organ shortage, organ trade, organ trafficking, Poorest, POVERTY, Sell, social media, vulnerable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	855	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2753	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

Benefits, cold, common, common cold, cure, DURATION, Evidence, health, Illness, immune system, natural remedies, remedies, respiratory, review, side effects, Supplements, Symptoms, Treatment, wellness, Zinc, zinc benefits, zinc side effects, zinc supplements, ZincCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4991	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	191
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, quilting, Roll Thread, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing machine, sewing project, sewing supplies, spool, Stitch, textile art, thread spool, ThreadCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

adult chat, BDSM, Crafty, danimaru, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, fantasy sharing, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, mutual masturbation, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, voyeurism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

acceptance, acceptance of self, children, Communication, compassion, confusion, Conversation, education, family, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Hair cut, Identity, Kidfriendly, lessons, LGBTQ, love, parenting, Self-expression, Support, Tomboy, TransCraft, Transgender, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.