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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1831	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6101	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	8304	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	933161
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3072
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.