Behind Bars MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Elixir Prison: The Ultimate Challenge

Friends, cells, Yards, Gaming, Minecraft

Elixir Prison

Welcome to Elixir Prison, the coolest place for those who got kicked out of society. It’s a super secure jail that’s also super fun to play in.

At Elixir Prison, you get to play Minecraft but with a twist – you’re in a high-security prison! You have to move around cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding all the bad stuff.

The team at Elixir Prison works hard to keep things fair and safe. They have strict rules and top-notch security to stop cheaters.

Whether you want to play with friends or take on other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need for a wild time. Come check it out and see what prison life is all about!

play.elixirprison.us

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NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, justice system, political prisoners, international relations, Rule of Law

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

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SaiedCraft2023

Presidential election, Political Climate, behind bars, Electoral Process, North Africa

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

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Prison Break Minecraft Server

Forgot, Correctional Facility, Prison, criminal justice system, Inmate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

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MineJail Minecraft Server

behind bars, Server, arrest, legal trouble, criminal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!

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PrisonDeath LOL

death, Justice, Retribution, criminal justice, serving time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to find out who died in prison and totally deserved it – maybe it was a zombie who got caught stealing diamonds, or a creeper who couldn’t stop blowing up other players’ houses. Either way, you won’t find drama like this on any other server! Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players haunt our virtual world, adding an extra spooky element to your gameplay. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious prison deaths – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking in the shadows!

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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

confined space, DOMINANCE, biggest dick, behind bars, penitentiary

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

Jailbreak, lockup, big house, blocky, Convicts

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

Carefree, radiant smile, inner beauty, Minecraft, infectious smile

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

Gaming news, anniversary, Valve Corporation, Minecraft, hl2

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

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