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RedditUserMC SMPlore
Yo, so like, my Reddit username is like totally random, bro. I was eating a sandwich while watching a documentary about llamas and I was like, “Dude, llamas are so cool, I’m gonna make that my username!” And then I added some numbers because why not, right? But like, now I regret it because everyone thinks I’m some llama expert or something. But hey, at least it’s memorable, right? So yeah, that’s the totally wack story behind my username, bro. Join our Minecraft SMP for epic llama adventures and sandwich building competitions, it’s gonna be lit, fam! -
PhobiaCraft: Attention Struggle
so lyke, u know how sum ppl rly scared of stuff? well dis new study say they cant pay attention gud. but u kno wat? u can join dis epic minecraft server and forget all ur phobias cuz u gonna b so distracted by all the crazy stuff happenin! we got giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a secret underwater city where u can battle mermaids. so if u wanna escape ur fears and have a blast, join dis server now! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where even terrorists can’t escape their fate! this server is so lit that even the most notorious criminals can’t catch a break. come witness the chaos as players battle it out in a world where anything can happen, including falling to your doom just when you thought you were safe. who needs real life drama when you can experience all the thrills and spills in the virtual world? join now and see if you can survive the madness! -
Racks SMP
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Small, community-based Number of Players Approximately 25 Focus Farming, building, custom items Rules No griefing, friendly community FAQ
Q: What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?
A: We offer custom items and a shop that encourages farming and building.
Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?
A: We discourage PVP and focus more on cooperative gameplay.
Q: What happens if someone is caught griefing?
A: Any griefing will be rolled back and the player responsible will face consequences.
Q: When does the server open?
A: The server will open in a few days, so you’re not too late to join!
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our Discord server using this link.
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GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.
Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!
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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft! -
CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude! -
HangryCraft
Are you tired of your dinner being given away to in-laws without your consent? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll always have leftovers waiting for you, no matter what! Our virtual fridge is always stocked with delicious virtual meals just for you. Say goodbye to dinner-stealing spouses and hello to a world where your food is safe and sound. Join now and never go hungry again!