Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.
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Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister barges in with a sleeping bag and an IKEA desk, ready to set up camp in your pixelated paradise. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with a sibling who judges your every move? Will your parents intervene and force you to cohabitate in the name of family unity?
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Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game! |
| Food Skewers | Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers! |
| Extra Records | Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game! |
| Unstable Enchantments | Try our unique unstable enchantments for a new enchanting experience. |
| Whitelist | All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist. |
Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.
To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find your way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules.
Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Combine two max-level vanilla enchanted books to create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment directly but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.
Alinea has many custom enchantments that can be used without installing any modifications. These include Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Charged Unbreaking, Curse of Inexperience, Harvest, Hoover, Orb Booster, Planter, Quarry, Stone Grafting, Tree Feller, Tree Shaker, Vein Miner, Warranty, and more listed on our website.
Our server is like a virtual border wall, keeping out anyone who doesn’t belong. We have guards patrolling the borders 24/7 to make sure no one sneaks in and tries to bring their foreign ways into our pristine world.
Join us and help us build a virtual wall so high that not even the Ender Dragon could fly over it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!