behaviors stemming from inadequate parenting Minecraft Servers

behaviors stemming from inadequate parenting

  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎼😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like PokĂ©mon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s PokĂ©mon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! đŸŠ™đŸ”„

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Masters

    Pixel Masters

    New Minecraft Servers

    A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

    pixelmasters.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MadInCRAFT

    MadInCRAFT

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival & Creative, Invitation required to interact otherwise visitor mode without Build access

    The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

    jouer.madincraft.fr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystian Network

    Mystian Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

    play.mystiannetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Starcraft

    Starcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

    Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

    We hope to see you on the server!!

    198.20.126.195

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sliwco Server

    Sliwco Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

    game.sliw.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelmonCraft

    PixelmonCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

    Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

    Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

    pixelmoncraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Darkserver

    Darkserver

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creative Server

    78.143.2.90

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • Sombrero Tekkit

    Sombrero Tekkit

    New Minecraft Servers

    tekkit.sombrerocraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mineland

    Mineland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

    Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

    play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

    play.mineland.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MIneShake Network

    MIneShake Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

    Mineshake.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP