behaviors stemming from inadequate parenting Minecraft Servers

Behaviors Stemming From Inadequate Parenting

  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

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    🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Simp to Schizo 1.20

    Simp to Schizo 1.20

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

    Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

    So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

    ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

    Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

    Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

    YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineTime WarpCraft

    MineTime WarpCraft

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    Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

    EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

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    OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EuroTroopzCraft

    EuroTroopzCraft

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ordinary server for survival server minecraft

    Ordinary server for survival server minecraft

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    The description of the server server “An ordinary survival server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    EazySurvival.aternos.me:49542

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TMW Modded Network

    TMW Modded Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Modpack List (As of 15 February 2025)

    Modpack Name Version IP
    All the Mods 10 2.34 atm10.tmw.gg
    All the Mods 9 1.0.4 atm9.tmw.gg
    All the Mods 9 – To the Sky 1.1.3 atm9tts.tmw.gg
    OceanBlock 2 1.0.0 oceanblock2.tmw.gg
    Industrial Village 1.8a iv.tmw.gg
    Chroma Endless 2 1.13 ce2.tmw.gg
    SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required, check our Discord Server) 5.0.7 skyfactory5.tmw.gg
    Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era v3.0.30hf prominence2.TMW.gg

    Machine:

      • Hosted in EU
      • AMD Ryzen 9950X
      • 192GB DDR5
      • 2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
      • 64 TB Backup server

    Links:

    Thank you for choosing our modded Minecraft network. We look forward to having you join us and being a part of our amazing community, good luck on your modded adventure! <3

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

    Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why? Because the girls on here have bodies made for breeding! I’m talking pixelated babes with those blocky curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Join now and get ready to build some sexy pixel art with these Minecraft mamacitas! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into those square-shaped villagers… Ew.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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