we got players who went from being total noobs to Minecraft pros in just one day! One guy even said he stopped eating tide pods after playing on our server!
we also have a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding bullet and jump higher than a kangaroo on steroids!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of wackiness and wellness on our Minecraft server! Your therapist will thank you!
join us for a wild ride where u can bend the rules as long as ur on the winning side. build ur own political empire and show everyone who’s boss. come on, what are u waiting for? democracy schmemocracy, let’s have some fun!
but don’t worry, we got ur back. we gonna inform u about the actual level of public support for diversity while u build ur epic minecraft creations. and let me tell u, the stories on this server are wild. we got players from all over the world sharing their insane tales of adventure and friendship.
so, if u wanna be part of a community that celebrates diversity and inclusion, join us on this server. and who knows, u might even discover the true power of friendship and cooperation while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam!
Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!
And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!
we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!
our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.
so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Watch as chickens breakdance and cows do the moonwalk. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal pet dragon after befriending the Diamond Chicken!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in Minecraft history? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!
once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰
we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂
so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷
| Server IP | play.historica.me |
| Version | 1.19.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr |
Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!
Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client. |
| Can I create my own kingdom? | Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server. |
| Are there community events? | Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in. |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!
But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!
Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!
