so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!
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Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
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Blocky Boys and Girls Autism Club
Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know autism is more heritable in boys than in girls? Yeah, it’s like a genetic lottery up in here! Join us and see if you got that lucky autism gene, bro! We got crazy challenges like building a house out of rainbow sheep and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. So come on, join the fun and let’s get autistic together!
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Tipsy Morals Mine
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much alcohol-related imagery that your moral compass will be spinning faster than a creeper running from a player with a diamond sword! Our server is so lit that even players with alcohol use disorder will be too distracted to make moral decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and insane Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab a virtual drink and come join the party!
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CocaineCraft: RosemaryRave
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have CARROT ACID (rosemary extract) that will make you forget about all the COCAINE you used to do! It will reduce your cravings, make you less sensitive to drugs, and even help you stop self-administering that sweet, sweet white powder. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it! Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What more could you ask for?! Join now and let the carnosic acid take you on a wild ride of sobriety and silliness!
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PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!
so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!
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TwinCraft: Autism Reversal & Lifestyle Mod
lol join dis minecraft server if u wanna reverse ur autism symptoms like dizygotic twins did!! we got a personalized lifestyle and environmental modification approach dat will blow ur mind!! u gonna be like “whaaaaat” when u see how ur symptoms disappear like magic!! come join us for a wild ride and see for urself how we make miracles happen in dis crazy minecraft world!! let’s goooo!!!
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CraftyAutismReversal Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, do u want to reverse ur severe autism??? well do i have the server for u!!! join our minecraft server and watch as ur autism magically disappears!!! it’s like a miracle but in block form!!! come join us and be cured of ur autism while building epic creations and battling creepers!!! trust me, it works, i used to be a potato but now i’m a fully functioning human bean thanks to this server!!! so what are u waiting for??? join now and say goodbye to ur autism forever!!!
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BlockyAutismFam
come join our cray cray minecraft server where the chances of finding diamonds are higher than the chances of siblings of autistic children being autistic themselves! we have a 20% chance of finding rare loot and a 100% chance of having a blast! the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention may show that 1 in 36 children has autism, but on our server, 1 in 36 players find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted goodies! in 2011, the estimate was 1 in 68, but on our server, the estimate is 1 in a million of finding a magical unicorn! so come join us and let’s mine, build, and have the time of our lives! autism who? we only know diamonds and fun!
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CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction
join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!
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ADHD Boosted Kids – tDCS Fun!
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, if you join, you’ll be able to, like, control your emotions better and stuff. Like, if you have ADHD, this server will, like, totally help you focus and be all chill and stuff.I heard this one kid joined the server and suddenly he could, like, do all his homework in, like, five minutes. It was insane, man. And then another kid joined and he, like, became a Minecraft master in, like, a day. It’s like magic or something, dude.
So, like, if you want to be, like, super smart and focused and stuff, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, life-changing and stuff. Trust me, dude. You won’t regret it.