our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.
so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.
PLUS, rumor has it that these monkeys have built their own secret treehouse kingdom where they throw EPIC banana parties every night! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and get ready to party like a monkey in the jungle! 🌴🎉
oh, and did we mention that these monkeys are also expert builders? they’ve recreated famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China entirely out of bananas! come see these amazing creations for yourself and be amazed by the talent of our monkey friends! 🍌🏰
so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest and most bananas Minecraft server out there! you won’t regret it, we promise! 🐵💥 #monkeymadness #bananabuilders
we have this crazy story about how the server was built on top of an ancient burial ground, and now the spirits of the dead haunt the players. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? you have to solve a series of riddles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the haunted mobs.
imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.
we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!
join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!
If you wanna unlock new directions for discoverin’ therapies for anxiety and PTSD, then this server is where it’s at! We got mice scientists, brain switches, and all the insanity you could ever dream of. So come on and join the fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🐭🧠🚀
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Protect your builds with land claims |
| Shopping District | Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area |
| Homes and TPA | Set homes and teleport to other players |
| Live World Map | Explore the world with a dynamic live map |
| Mob Heads | Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies |
| One Player Sleep | Speed up nights with one player sleep |
| Ranks | Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting |
IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.
A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.
A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.
A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.
Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?
But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!
On our server, you can focus on building your dream world without anyone telling you what to do. No more pressure to settle down and have kids – unless, of course, you want to create a whole village of little block babies!
And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on and let out all your frustrations in a friendly PvP battle. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a player who understands your struggles with overbearing family members.
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild – no judgment here, just endless fun!
Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.
Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).
So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with zombie chickens wearing top hats. Can you navigate your way through the maze and uncover the hidden treasure at the end? Or will you be pecked to death by the dapper undead fowls?
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant lava pit where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. Show off your best moves and try not to catch on fire – it’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd adventures await you in our wacky world of blocks and mayhem!
we got crazy battles, epic sieges, and tons of explosions! u can be a hero and fight for the cause, or be a sneaky spy and sabotage the enemy from within. the choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
plus, we have a secret underground base where u can chill with other players and plot your next move. who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface? join now and find out!
so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and help ukraine take over russia, one block at a time! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!